Dave The Happy Singer

In the beginning was the Duck. And the Duck was stupid.

Then came a man called Rick Astley. He was awesome, but he wasn’t the Messiah.

They asked him, are you the Messiah? And he smiled and said he wasn’t. But he said, ‘We’re no strangers to love’. And they were confused, even though they’d known each other for so long.

And many imitated him, but he was not the Messiah.

And there was at that time a Virgin in those lands. And an angel appeared and addressed her in a serious tone for like six minutes. And she thanked him. I suppose.

And she was not trolling. Nor was she the Messiah, although many thought she was.

Behold. The man the latchet of whose shoes Rick Astley is not worthy to unloose. Behold. The saviour, our Lord Mark Gormley:

Mark Gormley went up on to the mountain and spoke to them. And lo! the video called for lonely and desolate spaces. So Mark Gormley said unto them, ‘Let us go into space’. And they went into space.

MARK GORMLEY HAS BEEN TO SPACE.

Mark Gormley does the POWERSTANCE. And it looks like this.

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And like this:

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Mark Gormley is Very Intense. They should make like a twelve minute version of him, because the music is really cool.

Mark Gormley can cure cancer. He will bring peace to the Middle East and formulate the grand unifying theory. Mark Gormley is here.