The Saviour has Come. And he is Very Intense.

In the beginning was the Duck. And the Duck was stupid.

Then came a man called Rick Astley. He was awesome, but he wasn’t the Messiah.

They asked him, are you the Messiah? And he smiled and said he wasn’t. But he said, ‘We’re no strangers to love’. And they were confused, even though they’d known each other for so long.

And many imitated him, but he was not the Messiah.

And there was at that time a Virgin in those lands. And an angel appeared and addressed her in a serious tone for like six minutes. And she thanked him. I suppose.

And she was not trolling. Nor was she the Messiah, although many thought she was.

Behold. The man the latchet of whose shoes Rick Astley is not worthy to unloose. Behold. The saviour, our Lord Mark Gormley:

Mark Gormley went up on to the mountain and spoke to them. And lo! the video called for lonely and desolate spaces. So Mark Gormley said unto them, ‘Let us go into space’. And they went into space.

MARK GORMLEY HAS BEEN TO SPACE.

Mark Gormley does the POWERSTANCE. And it looks like this.

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And like this:

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Mark Gormley is Very Intense. They should make like a twelve minute version of him, because the music is really cool.

Mark Gormley can cure cancer. He will bring peace to the Middle East and formulate the grand unifying theory. Mark Gormley is here.

Mark Gormley in the SKY.

Mark Gormley in the SKY.

16 Comments

  1. Posted February 20, 2009 at 16:48 | Permalink

    Where did you find that piece of GOLD? Brilliant. Praise you Mark Gormley.

  2. Posted February 20, 2009 at 16:54 | Permalink

    o lawdy… i lol’d, and hard!!

  3. Posted February 20, 2009 at 17:02 | Permalink

    Dr Rachie, if I revealed my sources, they would have to kill me.

  4. Poro
    Posted February 20, 2009 at 17:07 | Permalink

    I posted this last night on irc >:(

  5. Posted February 20, 2009 at 17:57 | Permalink

    I have never seen this taletless twat before, but may link to him to show x-stains what’s what.
    By the way the power stance goes like this http://tinyurl.com/aexmff

    and this is just for fun
    http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/d/d6/Yoyoyodawg.jpg

  6. Posted February 20, 2009 at 18:01 | Permalink

    Poro, why so srs? This is not new. I just haven’t had time to write about it until this week.

  7. Posted February 20, 2009 at 21:38 | Permalink

    Right. I have contracted drunkenmadman to kill you and if that fails – Bobby Wong.

    You chose the wong party crash.

  8. Posted February 20, 2009 at 22:41 | Permalink

    You know, insulting “The Lord” will NOT get you a rim jo . . . oh. ‘Rimshot’. Nevermind.

  9. Posted February 21, 2009 at 01:34 | Permalink

    Haha. I don’t know whether I have received more rimjobs through being a blasphemer than I would have received for defending some Lord’s honour. I have a suspicion, but I would be happy to subject myself to a blinded study for the sake of science.

  10. Posted March 4, 2009 at 14:02 | Permalink

    That….was….intense…

  11. Posted October 26, 2009 at 07:08 | Permalink

    whoa. sorry; too intense for me. I had to shut it off after about 40 seconds.

    I applaud anyone who can soldier through to the end! ;o/

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