Skype scambaiting: Little Linda Keke and her suspense account

Since you guys seemed to enjoy my last foray into baiting 419 scammers on Skype, here’s another for you. This one was sadly over before I could explore Linda’s Little Heath. I need to learn to hold myself back. Please share and Tweet it if you like it!

[11:27:15 PM] Linda: From Miss Linda Keke
My Dear,
I am Linda Keke, the only Daughter of late Mr and Mrs Keke

Before the death of my father on 2nd Feb 2009 in a private hospital He secretly called me on his bedside and told me that he has a sum of $7.5m (Seven Million, five hundred thousand dollars) left in a suspense account in a local Bank in Abidjan, the capital of cote d ivorie that he used my name as his only child for the next of kin in deposit of the fund.
1) To provide a Bank account where this money would be transferred to.
2) To serve as the guardian of this since I am a smail girl Moreover, i am willing to offer you 20% of the sum as compensation for effort input after the successful transfer of this fund to your designate account overseas.
Anticipating to hear from you soon on my
email  linda.keke09@rocketmail.com
Thanks and God Bless.
Miss Linda
[11:28:02 PM] Dave The Happy Singer: Hello!

[11:28:23 PM] Linda: please read my message

[11:28:41 PM] Dave The Happy Singer: Oh, I have!

[11:28:54 PM] Linda: just now?

[11:29:24 PM] Dave The Happy Singer: When else?

[11:29:44 PM] Linda: i mean you are fast in reading

[11:30:59 PM] Dave The Happy Singer: Yep. Even faster when I can get out of Reading and on to the M4.

[11:31:20 PM] Dave The Happy Singer: Have you ever been to Pingewood?

A gravel pit in Pingewood. A most uncomfortable place to have a gravel pit, I would have thought.

A gravel pit in Pingewood. A most uncomfortable place to have a gravel pit, I would have thought.

[11:31:31 PM] Linda: what is that

[11:31:46 PM] Dave The Happy Singer: Exactly!

[11:31:58 PM] Dave The Happy Singer: That may as well be the town’s motto, don’t you agree?

[11:32:42 PM] Dave The Happy Singer: Fucking gravel pits *everywhere*.

[11:33:29 PM] Dave The Happy Singer: What do you think of Sheffield Bottom?

[11:34:51 PM] Dave The Happy Singer: *Never* name a town after an STD. That’s what I always say.

[11:35:01 PM] Dave The Happy Singer: …Linda?


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2 Comments

  1. klyde jones
    Posted January 5, 2011 at 21:07 | Permalink

    wow so this is not real???

  2. Dave The Happy Singer
    Posted January 5, 2011 at 22:38 | Permalink

    Which bit, Klyde?

    Little Linda Keke is definitely not real, but an advance fee fraud scammer.

    Pingewood, I’m assured, is real.

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