Skype scambaiting: Oman Jonas Gapsys and the cheese trees

[10:58:58] gapsys oman j: Attention: Sir,
Investment opportunity in Your Country.
I am a well-established consultant from Qatar in the sub Asian- region handling a wide range of trade and investment matters in west -African.Just recently, I was consulted and mandated by a top female client of mine to source for her A country that is politically stable that has an excellent climate A top personality by whom investment on a large scale could be handled.
My client has a very huge amount of money to invest in your country on viable projects in your care based on recommendation due to your position. Your main responsibility is to ensure the total evacuation of the funds from Ghana where it is secured at the moment.
Should you however be in a position to secure these funds and to handle the investment desire of my client, please notify me so that I can give the details and also arrange for an early meeting where we shall discussed among others, investment areas, evacuation or transfer of the funds and above all the parentage benefits.
Expecting your early response.

Regards
Barrister .Gapsys.Jonas
Principal Attorney UY Solicitors, Ivory & Associates
House No. 24 CFC Estate Accra -Ghana.
Email:gapsysjonas@att.net

[11:02:26] Dave The Happy Singer: I think I have just the thing.

[11:03:07] gapsys oman j: ok

[11:03:21] Dave The Happy Singer: Is your client interested in agricultural investment?

[11:03:30] gapsys oman j: so i will have to wait for us to proceed
[11:04:01] gapsys oman j: yes as long as we are going to work together to chieve this goal with trus and honesty.

[11:04:05] Dave The Happy Singer: No need to wait. If your client approves, we can move on this today. I have a client who is urgently seeking an investment of capital.
[11:04:23] Dave The Happy Singer: He is a reliable investment, with only three bankruptcies to his name.
[11:04:25] Dave The Happy Singer: So far.

[11:04:37] gapsys oman j: ok
[11:04:48] gapsys oman j: then we can move ahead then

[11:04:49] Dave The Happy Singer: Are you familiar with dairy trees?
[11:05:00] Dave The Happy Singer: Yes, we can move today if your client approves.

[11:06:19] gapsys oman j: she has already consulted and mandatedto go ahead

[11:06:29] Dave The Happy Singer: Wow, that was quick.
[11:06:50] Dave The Happy Singer: The vehicle for the fraud is CheeseGroves Pty Limited.

[11:07:04] gapsys oman j: what?

[11:07:20] Dave The Happy Singer: They have orchards of dairable plants: arable dairy.

[11:07:51] gapsys oman j: what do you mean bThe vehicle for the fraud is CheeseGroves Pty Limited.y

[11:07:54] Dave The Happy Singer: The company produces genetically engineered plants that can produce dairy products without the inefficiency and cruelty of livestock.
[11:08:06] Dave The Happy Singer: That is the name of the company: CheeseGroves Pty Limited.
[11:08:16] Dave The Happy Singer: They have many acres of cheese trees.

Orchard of ricotta trees

Orchard of ricotta trees

[11:08:26] gapsys oman j: ok
[11:09:03] gapsys oman j: if i may ask to be honest i do not understand what you mean by vehicle for the fraud
[11:09:14] gapsys oman j: i am sceptic about that.

[11:09:15] Dave The Happy Singer: I shall explain.So far, the business is profitable, you see, right?

[11:09:22] gapsys oman j: can you explain further.

[11:09:32] Dave The Happy Singer: The business is profitable, but on a small scale.
[11:09:50] Dave The Happy Singer: My client, Del Trotter, needs a rapid investment of funds so he can expand.
[11:09:52] Dave The Happy Singer: He has many ideas.

[11:10:02] gapsys oman j: really.

[11:10:06] Dave The Happy Singer: Most urgently, he wishes to plant yoghurt bushes.
[11:10:15] Dave The Happy Singer: This is why he needs funds, you see. To expand.

[11:10:32] gapsys oman j: very good.

My client

My client

[11:10:56] Dave The Happy Singer: With your investment, capital injection and brazen embezzlement, he expects to achieve rapid growth. He is already considering milk berries.

[11:11:17] gapsys oman j: ok

[11:11:21] Dave The Happy Singer: However, there is a slight problem with the feta beans.

[11:11:32] gapsys oman j: now how are we going to chieve all this.
[11:12:32] gapsys oman j: because the main issue now and Your main responsibility is to ensure the total evacuation of the funds from Ghana where it is secured at the moment

[11:12:34] Dave The Happy Singer: Tell me about Ghana.

[11:13:33] gapsys oman j: then before then we shall draft an agreement of understanding legaly signed by both parties.
[11:15:06] gapsys oman j: Ghana is a small peacefull country , infact it is the greatest and peacefull african countries i have ever seen compair to other african countries like libya where there is a very big problem, egypt, and ivory coast as well.
[11:15:54] gapsys oman j: are you still there.

[11:15:59] Dave The Happy Singer: Yes.
[11:16:01] Dave The Happy Singer: I am here.
[11:16:06] Dave The Happy Singer: It sounds beautiful.
[11:16:18] Dave The Happy Singer: Can you tell me how much cream is consumed per capita each year?

[11:16:56] gapsys oman j: what kind of cream

[11:17:26] Dave The Happy Singer: Double or single. Both can be produced, depending on the soil.

[11:17:33] gapsys oman j: please can you give me your full contact details and your age occupation as well.

[11:17:56] Dave The Happy Singer: If the wind is strong enough, whipped cream is also possible, but you have to be careful not to damage the roots. How windy is Ghana?

[11:18:02] gapsys oman j: so that we can know each very well .

[11:18:20] Dave The Happy Singer: I would like to know you very well, Gappys.

[11:19:00] gapsys oman j: if you go through my proposal very well you should be able to know whom i am .
[11:19:41] gapsys oman j: my client is from tanzania
[11:20:28] gapsys oman j: are you there

[11:20:59] Dave The Happy Singer: I am here.
[11:21:09] Dave The Happy Singer: Tanzania!
[11:21:21] Dave The Happy Singer: My client is very interested in the Tanzanian market.
[11:21:36] Dave The Happy Singer: Perhaps you can help us find a distributor in Hobart.
[11:21:53] Dave The Happy Singer: Particularly the halloumi pods. I have the feeling they would go down very well there.

[11:22:04] gapsys oman j: please mThere is urgent need for all the parties involved to meet with you
in Accra – Ghana to discuss issues like investment areas in real Estate and Agriculture, mode of fund transfer, and your percentage share among others.y good friend

[11:22:15] Dave The Happy Singer: You would like me to come to Accra?

[11:23:29] gapsys oman j: ofcourse becasue issues like this need to meet face to face know your capability and see each very well because the fund in question is a huge fund which must need carefulness .
[11:24:03] gapsys oman j: so there is a need for us to meet down in ghana to trash out all this issues i have mentioned above.

[11:24:32] Dave The Happy Singer: Yes. I understand.

[11:24:42] gapsys oman j: you already have my email adress you can as well email me

[11:24:49] Dave The Happy Singer: Then you may go ahead and book my flight.
[11:25:04] Dave The Happy Singer: I will bring some samples for your client.
[11:25:18] Dave The Happy Singer: The whey-sap makes an excellent fitness drink.

[11:25:20] gapsys oman j: why should i book your flight.

[11:25:30] Dave The Happy Singer: Oh.
[11:25:37] Dave The Happy Singer: I assumed flying would be fastest.
[11:25:45] Dave The Happy Singer: I supppose I could come by boat if you prefer.

[11:25:46] gapsys oman j: when you are coming for business meetings.

[11:26:01] Dave The Happy Singer: Have you ever been on a cruise?

[11:26:06] gapsys oman j: from which country are you coming from

[11:26:19] Dave The Happy Singer: Maybe you would like to join me for a few days in the Mediterranean after our meeting?
[11:26:34] Dave The Happy Singer: I have to see some people in Greece about the feta-bean issue.
[11:26:43] Dave The Happy Singer: Seven tonnes of Greek salad: ruined.
[11:27:08] Dave The Happy Singer: Have you ever tried to dispose of seven tonnes of Greek salad, Saggy?

[11:27:20] gapsys oman j: i think you are not telling me what i want and you are not showing me any seriousness atitude.

[11:27:36] Dave The Happy Singer: Believe me, I am VERY serious.
[11:27:58] Dave The Happy Singer: The ministry of tourism complained when we tried to bury the olives on the beach.
[11:28:07] Dave The Happy Singer: It’s no laughing matter.
[11:28:19] Dave The Happy Singer: I can’t believe you would think I am NOT serious!
[11:28:22] Dave The Happy Singer: How could you say that?

[11:28:27] gapsys oman j: take care and i wish you well.
[11:28:29] gapsys oman j: byee

[11:28:33] Dave The Happy Singer: My client would not be happy if he thought you were laughing at him.
[11:28:49] Dave The Happy Singer: He is already angry because of the salad thing.
[11:28:56] Dave The Happy Singer: Sappy?
[11:29:00] Dave The Happy Singer: Are you there?
[11:30:05] Dave The Happy Singer: Oh.

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