Skype scambaiting: Prince Sabata, gold, mice and statues of naked wrestlers

They just keep coming…

[12:00:30] prince222: can u receive fund?

[12:02:03] Dave The Happy Singer: Hi there!
[12:02:23] Dave The Happy Singer: Yes, I can receive funds, if certain local regulations are followed carefully.

[12:03:08] prince222: ur name

[12:04:43] Dave The Happy Singer: My name is Dave. And yours?

[12:04:55] prince222: im princesabata

[12:05:10] Dave The Happy Singer: Could you tell me a little bit more about your harebrained plan?

 

25kg of gold. Right.

This is what gold looks like.

[12:06:04] prince222: its for u to stand as my foriegn beneficiary to let transfer fund 15million usd and gold 25kg through u
[12:06:10] prince222: to invest over there
[12:06:22] prince222: im leaving in ghana refugee camp as now

[12:08:03] Dave The Happy Singer: Could you explain a little more specifically what is involved in this crackpottery?

[12:08:56] prince222: can u give ur email id
[12:09:04] prince222: i can mail u all by mail
[12:09:17] prince222: i have very limited time here

[12:09:59] Dave The Happy Singer: I would prefer it if you could tell me a little more before I give out my e-mail address.
[12:10:24] Dave The Happy Singer: How are you going to send me 25kg of gold, for example?
[12:10:35] Dave The Happy Singer: Do you have some kind of nutbag plan for this?

[12:10:49] prince222: yes
[12:11:01] prince222: its will transfer to u by diplomatic ways
[12:11:10] prince222: by the security company
[12:11:32] prince222: what i neeed from u is for u to stand as my foriegn beneficiary to contact with security company

[12:11:42] Dave The Happy Singer: Wow, you’re mental. How will the gold be packaged?

[12:12:11] prince222: its already in a consignment box
[12:12:23] prince222: which deposited with the security company

[12:13:01] Dave The Happy Singer: Is it disguised? There are strict regulations about gold imports here. Is there any chance you could hide it? Perhaps in some mice?

[12:13:33] prince222: meaning

[12:13:47] Dave The Happy Singer: Well, you divide up the gold and put it inside.

 

Eeep!

This is what a mouse looks like.

[12:13:56] prince222: i have all legal document to this deposit
[12:14:05] prince222: so it will transfer to u as legal
[12:14:30] prince222: whta i need now is for u to go into transaction

[12:14:31] Dave The Happy Singer: That is good. You are insane. Have you read the documents thoroughly?
[12:14:52] Dave The Happy Singer: I can go into transaction, but I am worried about the packaging of the gold. I think  you should get some mice to be safe.

[12:15:20] prince222: what mean mice?

[12:16:14] Dave The Happy Singer: They are imported for snakes.
[12:16:48] Dave The Happy Singer: If slicing open mice and putting nuggets of gold inside is too batshit even for you, perhaps we could consider bribing an official? What do you think?

[12:17:22] prince222: ok
[12:17:32] prince222: can u contact with  my lawyer for this
[12:17:41] prince222: coz i dont know anything

[12:18:51] Dave The Happy Singer: That is evident. I think it would be be best if you spoke to the lawyer, because I don’t speak fruitcake. Can you pass a message to your lawyer for me?

[12:20:14] prince222: okk
[12:20:24] prince222: ur contact

[12:21:32] Dave The Happy Singer: Ok, I need you to tell your lawyer that you have a screw loose if you think this will work, and that the official you intend to bribe has certain… specific tastes.
[12:21:44] Dave The Happy Singer: Your lawyer will need to organise some special goods for the official. Can he do that?

[12:22:18] prince222: yes
[12:22:29] prince222: i think he can

 

Albert E Arkwright. He's open all hours.

This is what Mr Arkwright looks like.

[12:23:38] Dave The Happy Singer: Good. The official is called Albert E. Arkwright.
[12:23:55] Dave The Happy Singer: He is particularly interested in statues of naked wrestlers.
[12:24:40] Dave The Happy Singer: If your lawyer can acquire one, and you are not too bonkers, the official will allow the gold-filled mouse corpses to pass through to me.
[12:24:49] Dave The Happy Singer: Would you like to see a picture of the kind of thing I mean?

[12:25:43] prince222: no

[12:25:48] Dave The Happy Singer: Why not?

[12:26:55] prince222: icos i do understand
[12:27:09] prince222: i said give ur contact
[12:27:23] prince222: u said no
[12:27:32] prince222: so i add u
[12:27:48] prince222: but  u added me not

[12:27:55] Dave The Happy Singer: I just needed to clarify that you are capable of carrying this out.
[12:28:07] Dave The Happy Singer: It will take an honest business-person.

[12:28:14] prince222: how u want me to belive all u saying

 

Only you think this is at all homoerotic.

This is what a statue of naked wrestlers looks like.

[12:28:40] Dave The Happy Singer: That is a good question.
[12:29:40] Dave The Happy Singer: I’m not sure how I can prove to you that I know a customs official who has a sexual interest in statues of naked wrestlers, who will allow dead mice full of gold, shipped by a nutjob, into the country.
[12:29:45] Dave The Happy Singer: Perhaps if I sent you a photograph?
[12:30:48] Dave The Happy Singer: In turn, how can I believe what *you* are saying? How do I know you even have a lawyer, princesabata?

[12:31:27] prince222: i hav

[12:31:38] Dave The Happy Singer: Can you prove it?

[12:31:39] prince222: why cant u beliv me

[12:31:45] Dave The Happy Singer: I need you to be serious with me.

[12:31:49] prince222: can tell 2  reason

[12:32:24] Dave The Happy Singer: I do not want you to waste my time. I am a busy businessman, and I have to make sure that my time is spent making money.
[12:33:30] Dave The Happy Singer: What are your two reasons?
[12:39:08] Dave The Happy Singer: Are you there? I need you.
[12:43:40] Dave The Happy Singer: princesabata? I need to hear back from you soon, as there is a small crisis in the factory. Something about a glue order not arriving. There’s blood everywhere.
[12:45:48] Dave The Happy Singer: Damn.

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